Author: david

  • San Francisco

    So, waiting for our delayed flight back to London seems like a good time to post.

    Golden Gate Bridge in fogLeaving the desert heat of Las Vegas to the east we flew to beautiful San Francisco. Actually, leaving Vegas was a little more eventful than usual as after waiting in a long security line the guard took one look at our tickets and redirected us to Lane Nine… This was a much shorter line which seemed promising although I got a little curious as the people in front of me started stepping through in to what looked like some kind of transporter out of Star Trek or maybe a kind of decontamination chamber.
    It turns out we were in the “slightly suspicious” line as we had one way tickets. The transporter turned out to be a bomb detection chamber that blew puffs of air from head to toe. We came through this clean although the manual detection swabs did set off an alarm that flagged Kathryn’s mobile as an explosive device. The guard seemed to buy our story of it being a, you know, telephone and we eventually made it onto the plane.

    We flew with Ted which is the budget arm of United Airlines (because they are Uni…Ted. Get it?) They were really good. One of the best bits (if you are kind of nerdy) was you could tune to channel 9 and listen to all the radio traffic. It wasn’t just our plane either; you could hear all the aircraft talking to the various control stations as they passed into the airspace. So it was cool to hear our pilot, “the Greaser”, request permission to perform a 360 over Yosemite National Park to give us a great view of the park and Half Dome.

    Cycling in Marin CountyIt was my second visit to San Francisco but Kathryn’s first so we started with a little walking tour of the city. San Francisco was just as cool as I remembered it. On Sunday we hired bikes from Blazing Saddles down at Fisherman’s Wharf (great people, highly recommened) and headed off to bike the bridge. As is often the case, a sea fog was covering San Francisco with the tops of the bridge disappearing into the mist but as soon as we rode out into the Marin County side the fog burned away and the sun was shining.
    We rolled down the hill into pretty little Sausalito and had fish and chips by the water with a fantastic view back to San Francisco. Kathryn was loving the bike ride and the weather was so nice we decided to push on and do the whole sixteen miles round to Tiburon. This took pretty much the whole day and we caught the ferry from there back to San Francisco.

    AlcatrazOn Monday we went to Alcatraz. I didn’t get to the Rock last time as it was closed but this was a fascinating trip. They have an excellent audio guide that is narrated by ex-Alcatraz guards and inmates. Before it became the most notorious prison in the USA it was a military fort. For thirty years from 1933 the most “incorrigible” prisoners were transferred to Alcatraz. In fact it turns out that many prisoners felt conditions at Alcatraz were better than other Federal prisons (like only one inmate to a cell). The tour guides you around the main cell block and describes the life of the prisoners and guards as well as describing some of the famous inmates and escape attempts. Make sure you book in advance but definitely recommended.

    That night we ate at what has become a San Francisco institution; the House of Nanking. We got there fairly early so there was only a short queue and we got to go straight in. It was packed inside, though. It has a reputation of having excellent food and bad service and I was a little disappointed that we didn’t get the usual first-timer treatment. Apparently, the owner will usually ask if it is your first time there and if so not allow you to order from the menu but instead choose whatever they think you should get. Maybe we looked like locals. It didn’t matter. We had pork egg rolls and the Nanking Special sesame chicken. The food was great and the service was acceptably bad delivered with little more than a “Chicken. Rice coming!” followed by a bowl of rice being dumped on the table with a brief “rice!” Don’t come here for a relaxing meal but if you want great tasting and reasonably priced Chinese food it’s definitely recommended.

  • Vegas

    Las Vegas was cool.The strip

    We stayed at the Bellagio, which was nice. Every casino on the Strip has its “thing”; Caesar’s has statues that come alive and move and talk and wield flaming swords, the Venetian has an indoor/outdoor canal complete with gondola rides under the Rialto Bridge, New York New York has a re-creation of Manhattan and the Paris Las Vegas has the Eiffel Tower. The Bellagio is a little classier than others and has a huge lake out the front with fountains that are choreographed to music (remember this is in the middle of the desert). This was the casino that Danny Ocean and his 11 hit in the 2001 remake, and the fountains are featured at the end of the film.

    The hotel itself was a fascinating place. From the huge lobby with its ceiling covered in two thousand hand-blown glass flowers to the expansive gaming floor the place was always bustling with all kinds of people. From high-rollers in suits to average looking people in shorts and t-shirts. The quality of food and service was uniformly excellent.

    On our second night we saw Cirque du Soleil’s aquatic themed ‘O’ which is performed above, on and in a specially designed theatre in the casino. This show was an amazing mix of acrobatics, synchronised swimming and fire dancing. The cast were so spectacularly at home in the water they seemed more like sea monkeys or some kind of aquatic aliens.

  • Los Angeles

    Yesterday morning we departed a slightly damp Heathrow airport and approximately ten hours later we landed in sunny southern California.

    As they say, nobody walks in Los Angeles so we collected our hire car from the massive Hertz lot and headed out onto the famous LA freeways. Once I’d got over that initial weirdness that comes from driving on the right/wrong side of the road it wasn’t so bad.

    Our hotel is nice. It’s the W in Westwood, a pleasant district just west of Beverly Hills and home to UCLA.

    Hollywood BoulevardI suppose it was appropriate that our first stop in LA was Hollywood Boulevard to check out the Walk of Stars and Grauman’s Chinese Theatre the forecourt of which is covered in feet and hand prints of lots of famous actors stretching back more than sixty years – from Humphry Bogart to Harrison Ford. The cinema opened in 1927 and has been the location of many premieres and even two Academy Award shows although they now take place in the massive Kodak Theatre that looms next door. Sid Grauman, who died in 1950, seems to have been well liked as a number of the cement slabs out the front bear personal inscriptions to him.

    Santa MonicaAs the sun was setting over the Pacific we headed for the beach at Santa Monica and burgers at Jonny Rockets.

    Today we spent the whole day at Universal Studios taking the VIP tour of the studio / theme park. The place is massive and in fact is its own little city called Universal City. It has its own Fire Station, shops and has so many cars it has its own DMV office. Universal Studios was started by Carl Laemmle in 1914 when he purchased a chicken ranch in the San Fernando Valley and since the very beginning has been running tours.

    Universal StudiosWe had a great time and although it’s pricey I would recommend the VIP Experience tickets. They only run small groups so you need to book in advance but you get a guide who takes you round the whole park and you get to go to the front of the queue on all the attractions. No waiting in lines! Our guide, Will, was fantastic. We hit the rides straight away with a thorough soaking on the Jurassic Park ride followed in quick succession buy the rather disorientating Mummy Returns indoor roller coaster and then drying off in the highly inflammable Backdraft show.

    After the rides we saw the spectacular Water World show. This was basically Kevin Costner’s Waterworld condensed into about twenty minutes and performed by stunt men and women who drove boats, jumped jet skis and leapt off tall things into the water below while on fire. In fact there was a lot of pyrotechnics the climax of which was a plane that explodes over the scenery before landing in the water.

    WaterworldAfter lunch (included with the VIP pass) we went on a private tour of the actual studio back lot which is used for filming. This was really interesting and with the VIP pass you get to get off the little tram and walk around. Particularly interesting was the props department; a huge warehouse with aisle after aisle of everything you might need in a film. One row was nothing but phones, while another might have toasters and yet another would be filled with different kinds of shovels or fire extinguishers. It was fascinating and I would have liked to have spent more time in there seeking out famous props like the hoverboard used in Back to the Future II.

    We finished the VIP experience with a couple of 3D films: Shrek 4D and Terminator 2. The Terminator show was a clever mix of live action and 3D film (and lots of smoke, gun fire and general noisiness).

    It was a long day but it never got boring. Our guide was great and I would definitely recommend it for the whole Hollywood experience.

  • Rube Goldberg

    I’ve just got back from the fourth straight (long) day down at the colo and this is about all my brain can handle at the moment:

  • Napoleon Dynamite

    I just watched Napoleon Dynamite. I was expecting the usual crappy teen movie (a genre I kind of like anyway) but it turned out to be a genuinely entertaining film.

    The film has a plot so thin it’s barely there but the real interest is in the characters. The eponymous Napoleon Dynamite, played by Jon Heder, is a study in supreme nerdiness. In fact most of the main characters are painfully awkward.

    It seems to have got mixed reviews but if you like quirky humour and you were even slightly nerdy in school I recommend giving it a go.
    It also has a great soundtrack. Here’s a sample courtesy of Seeqpod:

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  • Seeqpod

    Seeqpod is cool.

    Basically, it’s a music search engine and flash-based player. Apparently they don’t believe there are any copyright issues as they don’t host the tracks themselves but just link to them.

    It works really well.

    For example, I really like the music on this cool Sprint ad, so I loaded up seeqpod and did a search for “architecture in helsinki”. Sure enough, this was one of the ninety-four results that came back:

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    They even have links to the video (which is very cool.)

  • Another Austral concert

    I’ve decided to put on another Austral Sinfonietta concert. A break of nearly five years must be long enough to dull the memory of the stress and expense these things cause.

    The concert is on September 6 and I’m at that scary stage where things have been booked, money has been paid but I’m still not 100% sure I’ll even have a full orchestra on the day.

    All the previous concerts I’ve done have been at St Paul’s Covent Garden, mainly because they were so much cheaper than anywhere else in central London. Some time in the last few years they must have realised this and they have put their prices up. So the concert is going to be at St James’s on Piccadilly instead.

    Actually, so far it seems to be a bit less stressful than before. Maybe this is because I’m older and wiser.

    Or maybe it’s because Kathryn is doing most of the organising. 🙂

  • Me as a Simpson

    The Simpsons Movie opens next week. There has been some great promotional activity for this film including transforming a number of 7-Elevens in America into Kwik-E-Marts selling Squishees and Krusty-Os and a doughnut-brandishing Homer Simpson painted next to the giant on the hill above Cerne Abbas, Dorset.

    On the Simpsons movie site you can create your own characters. Here’s me as a Simpson:
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  • Zen ADSL

    I just found another good reason to like Zen ADSL. I logged into my customer portal and discovered that I can change the reverse mapping of my static IP address through a simple form on their website.

    I’ve been using Zen for years now and I can’t see myself changing in the near future. Certainly not to Virgin Media who, incidentally, phoned me a couple of days after I lodged my complaint with the CISAS and offered to refund the money they owed me straight away. Of course it could take up to twenty-one days to receive the cheque…

  • Bad customer service is everywhere

    Guy Kawasaki blogs about how he was charged by AT&T for a DSL service he never ordered and had to go through customer service hell to try and get it canceled. His experience sounds familiar.

    The iPhone is released in the States today and the only network it is available on is crappy AT&T. My mobile contract with T-Mobile is up for renewal soon and I’m holding off upgrading my phone until I hear about the iPhone release in the UK. But if for some reason it turns out it is only available on a Virgin contract then you can bet I won’t be touching it no matter how cool it is.

    By the way, having had no response from Virgin Media about the £25 they owe me for a service they never provided I have filed a complaint with the Communications & Internet Services Adjudication Scheme. Maybe they have the secret Virgin Media customer service number that connects you to someone who has a clue.